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1. Which of these is not an activity for which the Bible requires a specific penal sanction?

   a. Adultery
   b. Consuming alcoholic beverages
   c. Homosexuality
   d. Incorrigibility

2. The U.S. Constitution

   a. Broke covenant with God
   b. Established a secular republic
   c. Is organized according to the social contract
   d. Abolished the religious test oath
   e. All of the above

3. Which of these did/does not believe in the triumph of the church in history?

   a. John Calvin
   b. Matthew Henry
   c. Hal Lindsey
   d. C.H. Spurgeon
   e. Jonathan Edwards
   f. c and d

SCORING

ANSWER KEY

1. b
2. e
3. c

WARNING SIGNS & SYMPTOMS

The guy who wrote that stuff up there is a clown; he is not taking PI seriously -- don’t listen to him. Everybody knows the PIQ score is not a valid measurement -- you’ve got to observe the individual carefully. Politically Incorrect individuals will typically exhibit distinguishing warning signs and symptoms. Although some of these indications may be found in normal adults, there is an above average incidence in the Politically Incorrect. An individual with a high level of PI may exhibit the following characteristics:

• Brags incessantly that he has the best Congressman money can buy
• Constantly stumps for limiting Congressmen to just two terms 1) one in the legislature, and 2) one in prison
• Believes that just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you
• May be overheard to comment that politicians occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they just pick themselves up and continue on.
• Complains that no man’s life, liberty and property are safe as long as the legislature is in session.
• Mutters that Adolf Hitler & Josef Stalin were left-wing, not right-wing dictators
• Blames all minority problems on the minority with the problem (Sinistral, 1998)
• Counts his age from conception (Sinistral, 1998)
• Sees no contradiction between being pro-life & supporting the death penalty (Sinistral, 1998)
• Admits he's opinionated, but it's only because he's right (Sinistral, 1998)
• Was once heard to mutter: "A billion here, a billion there - sooner or later it adds up to real
  money." (Everett Dirksen)
  
• Believes that the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist only
  takes your skin. (Mark Twain)
  
• Commenting on the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer found in the road, "The dog
  is the one with the skid marks out front."
  
• Commenting on the difference between a lawyer and a shark, "one is ruthless, man-eating,
  bottom-dweller and the other is a fish."
  
• Defines "politics" according to its etymology: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
  "tiny blood sucking creatures."
  

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